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 Yesterday, a malfunction occurred. As I was about to write the just kidding post, the blog published! The fairy-tale discovery was not a joke.Those tales are the truth. So now that you understand, I would like to post the article from yesterday.

         Just Kidding!:)

 Our newspaper has decided to have a joke section. Unfortunately, we can't add comic strips. You will most likely need someone to tell these to. This article will only have three jokes.

                          A=Assistant Y=You

1. A- What time is it?

   Y- One of

   A- One of what?

   Y- One of those times you wish you had a watch.

2. Y-Knock-Knock

   A- Who's there?

   Y- Nobody

   A- Nobody who?

   Y- 

3. Y- Why did the turkey cross the road?

   A- It was the chicken's day off

       Santa Claus is comin' to town...

 After reading this heading, you may be thinking that Christmas is more than 6 months away. Well, we all knew that. What else do we know? Easter is tomorrow! 

 Everybody knows songs like Jingle Bells, Deck the Halls, Jolly Old St. Nicholas, Joy to the World e.t.c. Now here's a task for you. Name one Easter carol. I didn't think so. This article is just about that. These were made up by Catherine. She has been kind enough to share them with us.

  1. This is sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. 

    Rudalph the purple nosed horse; had a very shiny  nose;and if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows; all the other horseys used to laugh and call him names; they never let poor Rudalph join in any horsey games; Then one foggy Easter eve; The Easter Bunny came to say; Rudalph with your butt so big; won't you sit on the chicken and make her lay some eggs; then how  the horseys loved him; they laughed and shouted out with glee; Rudalph you'll go down in history! 

 2. This is sung to the tune of Jingle Bells.

            Jingle eggs;  Jingle Eggs; Oh no they just broke!; What we gonna do?; hey; Cleaning up the eggs; with the Easter Bunny; getting really mad; oh well; i guess its okay;

 Thank you so much, and have a happy Easter!